Seems Kim Kardashian has had her relationship with Reggie Bush terminated by none other than Reggie’s mom, who told her fully grown man of a son that the romance was to be stopped when she found out that Kim’s sex tape was in existence. A couple of things spring to mind here:

1. Where the hell has Reggie’s mother been? Surely everyone on the planet knows about the famous tape of Kim sucking Ray J’s massive dick before fucking in a variety of positions and being VERY vocal throughout.

2. Seriously, a 25 year old man is even listening to who he can and can’t date from his mom? The guy obviously has the backbone of a jellyfish. Kim is fucking smokin’, and the whole world knows what a fantastic fuck she is, so looks + bedroom ability + millions of dollars = wife material, or at the very least, a long term relationship, no matter what the fuck anybody else says. You can see the conversation now:

Mom: Well I don’t care if you ARE happy with this woman Reggie, this isn’t about your happiness, it’s about MY comfort zone.
Reggie: Ok Mommy.

Puh-lease…

Welp, I guess Reggie won’t be in this position anytime soon (click image for movie download):